Random Thoughts
and
Loose Missions

*on the phone earlier*

Him: So what exactly is the problem?
Me: I need some space.
Him: What does that mean?
Me: Well... it means... that... uh... I... uh... need some space... what isn't clear?
Him: I don't get it...silence
Me: (speaking more slowly) I... need.... some... space...
Him: But... well... define "space"....
Me: Like, don't call me every 5 minutes... and stop trying to be up my ass all day... i need some room to breathe! And maybe try making some of your own friends...
Him: Oh! Ok! I get it! I can do that!
Me: Whew! Cool! Then I will call you tomorrow, ok?
Him: Yeah... talk to you later... bye!
Me: Bye!

*2.7 minutes later the phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Him: So... what are you doing?
Me: Uh... same thing I was doing 2.7 minutes ago... do you NEED something?!?!
Him: I miss you... :whines:
Me: Um... ok...?

*pause*

Him: So how was your "space"?

AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!